Should we even be surprised?
Wouldn't it be easier for everyone involved if the local media informs us when we're not in a State of Emergency?
Dear Saipan Tribune and Marianas Variety, You can save a lot of shitload of time, paper, and ink by passing on the emergency declarations and waiting for the all-clear from the apparent all-seer. In the meantime, would you mind filling the blank pages with a larger comics section? That's the only part I can read these days.