Friday, July 4, 2008

Congratulations, Harry!


A thunderous round of applause is in order for Harry Blalock, station manager for both KZMI and KCNM radio stations for he has earned his place among a distinct fraternity of excellence known simply as The Sick List.

Yes Harry, for your stance on legalizing handguns in the CNMI, you will forever be honored (or rather dishonored) in a way deserving only of those who err so greatly in judgment. Legalizing handguns would be a horrible thing to do on Saipan, Tinian and Rota.

This has nothing to do with federalizing labor and immigration, but rather everything to do with safety. Not all of us have steel plates guarding our domes and lumps of coal occupying the most vital area of our chest cavity.

Don't worry Harry, your opinion is known and your reputation will not change a bit with your revolver revelation. Enjoy The Sick List, Harry. You earned it.